i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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