do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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