I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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