In the future we'll all be gay
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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