Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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