At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Are my feet made of real feet?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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