He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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