Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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