In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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