im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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