I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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