Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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