I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Come back. Shots need mouths.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Randomize
