The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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