Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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