i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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