is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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