dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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