Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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