She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I would fuck him just for his dog
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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