Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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