I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
