Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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