Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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