Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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