I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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