Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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