so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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