Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
People in love make me want to vomit
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize