return my video game
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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