white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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