he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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