Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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