I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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