I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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