he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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