Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Cover your peen. We're going out.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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