i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Randomize
