Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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