PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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