I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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