dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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