They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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