I swear she didn't look like that last week.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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