I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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