Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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