Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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