Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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