when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You ate ashes out of my bong
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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