I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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