It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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