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Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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