Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Randomize
