We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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