Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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