so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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