Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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